My gast has been flabbered

Artist: Mike Cardwell

My gast has been flabbered
My world all turvy top
Never did I dream
My day would be a flop

My heels over head
My which in every way
Stunned and astounded
I forgot my bride's birthday

So, my ditch is in the cart
My hot is blowing cold
Deep inside the doghouse
I'm hoping for parole